For me, a first date no-no is:

Is there a no no?

What I would bring to show and tell:

My awesome son

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

Let's see if I like you first to see which story I want to tell you

I secretly want to be:

A computer nerd

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

Independent

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Open my own bar/restaurant. After a nice long vacation if course

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I love her with all my heart

I want to come home to:

A big hug