How about we… grab a pastry and coffee.
The state of my beard is:
Perfect symbiotic stasis. It complements me and I complement it and when we're out on the town people compliment us both. I need to get a recent pic. Since I don't have one right now just imagine something along the lines of a majestic, red, viking soup-catcher.
The movie I've watched the most times:
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...
My first concert / My dream concert:
I saw Nirvana on their In Utero tour in Miami in 1993. Mosh pits are intense. Especially when everyone weighs twice as much as you and is a full head taller.
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
Have a firm grasp of grammatical constructs. Make the English language your bitch!
For me, a first date no-no is:
Well, if it was a restaurant or something like that, I'd say being rude or just plain awful to a server or bartender or other employees. Save that for the third or fourth date, please.
I secretly want to be:
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities.
I want to come home to:
An Irish Setter at the door with my slippers, a pitcher of martinis on the bar and a roast on the table.