Software Engineer
Software Engineer
Masters
Libertarian
(Somewhat Important to me)
White
Want 'em someday
6' 4"
How about we… check out the Cathedral of Junk.
How about we… sing Johnny Cash and June Carter duets.
How about we… hit the range and put some holes in paper.
I spent last summer in Beijing. It was pretty amazing.
Barbecue Road-trip.
Snatch Although, I'm pretty confident that I've listened to the soundtrack more.
I talk to strangers, write lots of code, eat lots of awesome, shoot things, and like to wake up halfway to all-the-way across the world.
Deftones @ Austin Music Hall / Something from 1969.
I have an incredible talent for stealing things off of the internet.
Rohypnol
Bahamas, spring break, plate glass window, fraternity brothers, hospital. Alternatively, the one where I was chased by a police helicopter and dog team is a crowd pleaser.
an Oscar Meyer wiener.
surviving the zombie apocalypse.
I suppose it would depend on how much scratch was left over after Uncle Sam took his share. If it was more than I could spend in a lifetime... well I'd do a solo version of An Idiot Abroad.
Somebody that's glad to see me who doesn't drink out of the toilet.