I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

kind with a particularly sharp wit

For me, a first date no-no is:

Um, don't pass gas?

What I would bring to show and tell:

Pictures of my family on mother's side. (curious? well, I can go into more detail about why later)

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

Anything to do with my students

I secretly want to be:

poor writer who relies on the generosity of rich friends or superhero/vigilante (although the latter isn't really realistic)

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

kind, generous, thoughtful, and sassy

An infatuation of mine:

History, Psychology, Manga, literature, food, food, food.

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Travel the world and learn about people from different places. Hear everyone's story from all over. It's all one and the same anyway

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I can play piano...like Beethoven stuff. Well I could before I went to college.

I want to come home to:

a good meal and conversation. You vent, I eat and listen.