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Basics

Career/Job

Computer stuff

Education

High School

Faith

None

Politics

None

Race/Ethnicity

White

Children

Not for me

Height

5' 6"

How much do you exercise?

How much do you drink?

How much do you smoke?

sidewayslife

28, Male, Straight
Baltimore, MD
Listen-watch

How about we… Go to a weird/awesome play (like Ubik, or Evil Dead)

Drink-bar

How about we… Half priced maragita mondays.

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About sidewayslife

An awesome place I've visited:

Abandoned City Hall subway station in New York City

My perfect Sunday:

A dip in the pool, slacklining in the park, margaritas, trivia, and some live jazz

The movie I've watched the most times:

American Splendor

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

Born in Tennessee and raised Episcopalian. Move to Guadalajara, Jalisco, MX and realize religion is slavery at age of 6. Learn how to make web pages at 10. Move to South Florida at 12. Kicked out of a bunch of schools around 16, drop out of HS after finishing 9th grade. Finally realize life is about more than computers and video games at 18. Get first car at 20, and first real job. Followed by years of relationship drama and moving around. Get fit, learn martial arts at 25. Move to DC, then Baltimore. Fall in love with BDSM scene at 28. Happiest i've ever been.

My first concert / My dream concert:

First concert: Ozzfest / Dream concert: Rebellion in Blackpool, England

Obscure knowledge I possess:

The inventor of the wafflemaker didn't like waffles

I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Aren't afraid of being a little strange

For me, a first date no-no is:

Asking me what I do for a living (or any typical non-personal questions)

What I would bring to show and tell:

A 600lbs Kodiak bear

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

How I ended up in the ER in Vegas

I secretly want to be:

A person without secrets

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

A badass

An infatuation of mine:

(was) Rock climbing, (currently) Exploring the deep rabbit hole that is kink play

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Learn a bunch of skills and then teach anyone who wanted to learn for free

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I didn't make my bed this morning

I want to come home to:

A Hobbes tackle-hug

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