Computer stuff


High School








Not for me


5' 6"

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31, Male, Straight
Baltimore, MD

How about we… Tie each other up?


How about we… Go to a weird/awesome play (like Ubik, or Evil Dead)


How about we… Half priced maragita mondays.

About sidewayslife

An awesome place I've visited

Abandoned city hall subway station in nyc

My perfect sunday

A dip in the pool, slacklining in the park, music, margaritas, friends

The movie I've watched the most times

American Splendor

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer

Born in Tennessee, move to Guadalajara Mexico, learn to program, move to Florida, become a hacker, drop out of school, finally get off my computer and get a car, become a punk, learn to maintain/race cars, move around a lot, learn martial arts, move to DC/Baltimore, become a kinkster, learn mindfulness, expand consciousness.

My first concert / My dream concert

First concert: Ozzfest / Dream concert: Rebellion in Blackpool, England

Obscure knowledge I possess

The inventor of the wafflemaker didn't like waffles

I have a weakness for Guys/Girls who

Aren't afraid of being a little strange

For me, a first date no-no is

Boring chit-chat

What I would bring to show and tell

A 600lbs Kodiak bear

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date

How I ended up in the ER in Vegas

I secretly want to be

A person without secrets

An infatuation of mine

Rock climbing, learning everything

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would

Open a bar on the beach and play only music I wanted to hear

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