An awesome place I've visited:

The Greek Islands, arguably the most romantic place on Earth. However, the trip was for my mother's 60th birthday..so it was more of an awkward honeymoon for which I am still seeking therapy.

The movie I've watched the most times:

A Wet Hot American Summer....a star-studded comedy about jewish summer camps.

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

I once did a commercial for Sears featured on Telemundo when I was a kid. I've been trying to ride the high of that fame for the past 2 decades.

Obscure knowledge I possess:

I can name off all the countries/capitals in Central and South America...to the tune of a fantastic song that is sure to embarrass us in public.

For me, a first date no-no is:

Seeing me for the first time and just wanting to rip my clothes off before dinner. I'M NOT A PIECE OF MEAT LADIES!

An infatuation of mine:

KATZ's pastrami sandwiches