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39, Male, Straight
Manassas, VA
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How about we… find a fantastically terrible sounding movie on Netflix streaming and riff it.


How about we… Walk around Old Town in search of interesting stories and strange people.



About normalnaut

An awesome place I've visited

a haunted castle in England (aren't they all, though?), Stockholm (my new favorite city), Ceville (Spain), Amsterdam (where I saw a giant toothpaste sculpture).

My perfect sunday

Lying in bed thinking about how awesome it is that Monday is a holiday, thereby making the bed lying feel a lot less rushed.

The movie I've watched the most times

Recently... probably Scott Pilgrim vs The World

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer

Birth. School. That cool thing that happened that one time... Work. Sleep.

My first concert / My dream concert

My first real concert may have been Dream Theater...

Obscure knowledge I possess

is obscure and unrecallable till needed. I'm kind of like a super hero that way, only much less impressive and wearing more clothes.

I have a weakness for Guys/Girls who

wear nerdy shirts because they get the joke.

What I would bring to show and tell

It's important that I know the rating ahead of time... are we talking G... NC-17?

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date

Things I did in community theatre...

I secretly want to be

less confused by this question. I'm pretty sure noting my secrets here would invalidate the intended secrecy. ...a honey badger.

I want to be with someone who wants to be

amused by all of life's odd quirks.

An infatuation of mine

Dark chocolate and Joss Whedon... possibly together.

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would

Wait, who says I would quit my job if I won the lottery?

One thing my mother would want you to know about me

is that I don't talk to my mother nearly enough to know the answer to this. She'd probably say it in some European accent because it makes it sound less serious.

I want to come home to

a story about something you learned today.

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