I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Have big black negro cocks

For me, a first date no-no is:

Talking about the sex machine you keep under your bed

What I would bring to show and tell:

My big meaty cock and a dull knife. ;)

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

About the time my cock xplouded

I secretly want to be:

A womans cock

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

A mans cock

An infatuation of mine:

Cocks

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Woold buy a rubber cock

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I have a cock problem

I want to come home to:

Cocks everywhere