Obscure knowledge I possess:

How to data model.

I secretly want to be:

Retired.

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

A good friend.

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Buy the house I really want, travel, fly fish, read and work at my various hobbies, as the urge moved me.

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

That I never have to feeling guilty after she's gone because of how I acted when she was here.

I want to come home to:

A relaxed, happy, "Hello"!