How about we… have a pun off. Or, as I like to call them, compuntetions. Wow, this is really dumb.
How about we… go to the library and type things like "robot police bears" or "how to conquer fear of crash test dummies" into the search bars and leaving the results up on the screen for the next person who uses the computer to see.
How about we… drive cross-country just to get one of those Doritos Taco Bell tacos. Wait, that would be both sad and totally not worth it.
How much do you hate Two and a Half Men?
The movie I've watched the most times:
What was that movie where there were a buncch of fairies and they defend the forest from the evil corporate assholes? That one.
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
Born, obvs. Was in school long time. Now cool fulfilling job and having fun. Look, done in four.
My first concert / My dream concert:
I played my first concert when I toured Europe as a child prodigy pianist in the early 90's My dream concert was the time I played "Crocodile Rock" with Elton John for the Queen of England.
Obscure knowledge I possess:
I know almost every Mitch Hedberg joke and can recite most of them in the order they were on the CD's.
For me, a first date no-no is:
stealing my kidneys.
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
Rapunzel or that 3 Bears one.
I secretly want to be:
a Mayan rain god.
An infatuation of mine:
30 Rock/ Parks and Recreation
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
Turn into a huge jerk who hated everyone for constantly asking for money.