I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Don't wear underware

For me, a first date no-no is:

Talking on the phone or texting

What I would bring to show and tell:

Sports Illustrated with John Lacky and the Angels on the cover when they won the series in 02.

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

That on time...

I secretly want to be:

A professional beer drinker

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

.... Happy

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Pay off moms, my brother and sister house and buy em a car. I'd buy a house here, Maryland and socal. Really??? I'll figure it out if it happens

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I drink cold beer

I want to come home to:

Happiness