My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

At a young age my parents considered me a sort of child prodigy. I learned to walk while many other were still opening their eyes. By the age of one I spoke 3 languages perfectly and in my spare time I helped motivational speakers write speeches, while furthering a deeper understanding of the meaning of life. I sailed the world in a custom constructed wooden raft with nothing more than three neatly packed lunchables and a some oreo cookies, which might I add are delicious, to hold me over for the journey. By the time I was four years of age I had already completed college and seen more of the world then Delta airlines and understood more about world travel then Columbus himself. I took a low paying job that underestimates my abilities and underpays me alongside morally bashing me with every day that passes. I go here daily as to “fit in” this society as a “common man”. I eat common food and often find myself engaged in child like antics with close friends of mine who know nothing of my worldly travels, deep understanding of the world and of the true meaning of life, which I keep in mole skin notebook I bought at Ralph's for $4.87. Alas they say a meaningful life is not worth living unless you can share a laugh with someone that could laugh harder at a joke then even yourself.

My first concert / My dream concert:

Radiohead @ The Bowl / Radiohead @ The Bowl