For me, a first date no-no is:

getting wasted

What I would bring to show and tell:

Maybe an animal skull I found hiking in South Carolina

I secretly want to be:

a stepford wife

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

with me? Doesnt that seem like the only answer to this question

An infatuation of mine:

shoes, country music

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

I wouldn't quit my job, but I would donate a lot of the money to animal charities...