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How about we… Go on a manhunt for Cupid, steal his arrows, and use them to make Iran a more "loveable" place.
About itlnstln86
My perfect Sunday:
Ever heard "Today Was A Good Day" by Ice Cube? That's a pretty accurate description.
The movie I've watched the most times:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I have every line memorized...seriously.
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
I was born. I hit the jackpot in my career right after college. My career was in Arkansas, which is lame. I decided to start from scratch and build my own empire. Still working on that part...
Obscure knowledge I possess:
The dancing plague was a phenomenon in Midevil Europe. Supposedly starting in France, people would just start to randomly dance on the streets for no reason and not stop...for days. Then just as mysteriously as it began, it freakn' stopped! Yeah...I read wayyyyy too much Wikipedia...
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
Have the brainpower to slyly outsmart me without me having a clue...and who look cute doing it! ;)
For me, a first date no-no is:
Roller coasters and cruise ships. Oh...and nothing that involves spiders. Snakes? Whatevs. Mice? Kinda weird but not a phobia. Spiders? Yeah...F that.
What I would bring to show and tell:
A multi-million dollar jackpot winning lottery ticket. Then I could quickly cash it right after show and tell was complete and be freakn' RICH!!!!!
I secretly want to be:
A masked (or maybe unmasked...depending on if I chose to keep my facial hair) vigilante who runs bad Pittsburgh drivers off the road...at night...in a Pinto.
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
Go to show and tell...but I already explained that story...
One thing my mother would want you to know about me:
I talks good.
I want to come home to:
A reason to not leave.
