I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Are short

For me, a first date no-no is:

Not holding a door.

What I would bring to show and tell:

My extremely large cat

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

This one time in band camp...

I secretly want to be:

Sent to space to explore black holes.

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

In pain from laughing so hard.

An infatuation of mine:

Dodge Vipers, skydiving

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Be broke in a week

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

IDK

I want to come home to:

A clean smoke free house with dolphins swimming in my endless pool overlooking the ocean. With a palm tree :)