My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

Grew up in a trailer in the middle of the forest in rural Missouri. To this day I realize new things about how completely weird that childhood was. Fast forward many years, recently graduated from Harvard, quit my job as a Microsoft engineer to do a fitness start-up with my best friend. Yeehaw.

My first concert / My dream concert:

A concert during Pink Floyd's The Wall Tour

I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Are both crass and hilarious.

I secretly want to be:

A dinosaur.

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

not quit my job? I love my job.

I want to come home to:

A giant ball pit and bouncy castle.