How about we… buy cupcakes and sit in the park eating them. Because cupcakes are the @#$%...
How about we… come up with something for the 4th of July. Dinner, walk around, see fireworks?
How about we… everyone wants to go to Caroline's, how about we find a different comedy club.
Are you even better looking in person?
Why I'm in no position to answer that... But yes, probably. I suck at photos.
Do you do yoga?
Why yes I do. That was awfully perceptive of you to ask me that howaboutwe.com.
Would you describe yourself as naively optimistic?
Gosh, that actually describes me very well. It tends to get lost in sarcasm and cynicism, but that's definitely an overarching undercurrent.
Do you have a way with words?
I have my way with words every night, if you know what I mean. [WINK!]
You sound dope. Are you dope?
Indeed, I'm a dope guy. People who hang out with me often get arrested for possession. Sorry in advance.
Do you like sports?
Odd howaboutwe, this question isn't on anybody else's profile. Well, if you insist, yes, I do like sports. Mets, Jets, Rangers, and Knicks (and oxford commas). Is it ultimately important? Eh, not really, but if you (the second person you) like them, that's cool too.
Hmm, I really need to I contact you, how do I do so?
Try my attorney. Oh, you're not suing me, well, I have an email, it's mergesort(at)me.com, or you can shoot me a message at mergesortx on Google Chat. That's for those of you who don't have full accounts, otherwise, feel free to message me.
Do you listen to music while in the shower?
Of course! Why would I waste precious time and not enjoy a morning of Beatles, or some Queen in the AM. And nobody can hear you singing in the shower, right? Right?...
Do you know what a ViewController is? Or a pointer to an object?
If so, dear god, please message me. You are probably awesome, and I would like to get to know you.
Is your idea of a good time hanging out in a park?
Yo, I will never say yo. But I will say, I do like the idea of hanging out with a like-minded individual, using the word like, like we're in Beverly Hills. Do you wish to like, hang out in the park with me, like, tomorrow?
An awesome place I've visited:
San Francisco, Copenhagen, Italy, and many more to come.
My perfect Sunday:
Doing whatever the fates conspire to put in front of me. Usually it's hanging out with some friends, getting a little personal work done, or lounging around. Would you like to be the friend in this scenario, or a lounge buddy?
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
I live simply, mostly just trying to improve people's (including my own) lives. That was some awful grammar at the end of that sentence... Sue me. I'm a real forthright and genuine person, and have been told I'm quite kind. I might be 5'7, I don't know, but I'd rather not have someone be disappointed that I'm not taller, so I call myself 5'6. Look, a 5th sentence!
My first concert / My dream concert:
First concert: My Chemical Romance... Not my best choice. Dream concert: Queen Live at the Bowl in 1982.
Obscure knowledge I possess:
The emu is featured on the Australian coat of arms because it has trouble walking backwards, thus representing progress since it's always moving forward.
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
have a very cute quirk.
For me, a first date no-no is:
poor, or non-existent conversation.
What I would bring to show and tell:
apps that I've made. Because I love the work that I do.
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
The Cat in the Hat is a good one. If you ask, I'll go scrounge up a copy.
I secretly want to be:
a standup comedian. Damn you flat footedness! Now I have to bring a chair on stage, and the effect just isn't the same.
I want to be with someone who wants to be:
passionate about learning (not necessarily in school) and growing as a person.
An infatuation of mine:
animal crackers. If you give me animal crackers, I will eat too many animal crackers...
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
do something cliche and generic! Excitedly of course!!
I want to come home to:
a cardboard box. Wait, no... A quiet place to sit down and converse with someone interesting, and possibly a cardboard box inside this place? I like cardboard boxes, ok? They're often really useful, jeez, get off my case. If I must be serious (which I must, since I have not been this whole profile, except where I said I dig quirky girls), someone to lounge around with, (preferably animal(s) will be involved), and share the details of my day with. Despite a snarky profile, I value someone who shares what they're really feeling more than anything. The most important quality is communication, and a connection on an emotional level. I don't like to play silly dating games, but that doesn't take old-fashioned romance and chivalry off the table.