An awesome place I've visited:

Probably Dubai but Alaska was pretty fun also

My perfect Sunday:

a round of golf and then dinner with a substantial amount of beer or wine

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

I can count from zero to infinity in 19 minutes. I know where Atlantis is. It seems to me that people think whatever is said in a foreign languages sounds profound. I know why there is braille on drive up ATM machines.

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

with someone who has a dog

An infatuation of mine:

flight