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funnyvalentine9

57, Female, Straight
Haledon, NJ
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How about we… meet up at one of Jersey's dive bars and chat over a brew or two?

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How about we… Have a couple of Bourbon Negronis?

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How about we… sneak a bottle of champagne into one of Joisey's fine parks, watch the dogs and make each other laugh.

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About funnyvalentine9

An awesome place I've visited:

Taiwan, Sri Lanka, India, Korea, Michigan

My perfect Sunday:

The NY Times with WNYC, dog walk, cooking something interesting, enjoying the day

The movie I've watched the most times:

Local Hero, Amalie

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

Menswear designer turned chef turned writer/performer. Little house, big dog. Iconoclast, music lover, liberal. . Self employed, with an eye towards world domination. Someone has to do it. Just kidding. Sorta

My first concert / My dream concert:

Steely Dan/Steely Dan, Jimmy Webb, McCoy Tyner. All together. WIth Nelson Riddle arranging, as long as we're in fantasy land...

Obscure knowledge I possess:

too scary to see in print...

I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

are creative, funny and a little dorky.

For me, a first date no-no is:

Ending up in jail or at bingo.

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

I got to officiate a wedding at Yankee Stadium......

I secretly want to be:

immortal. Just having too much fun to have it end.....

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

happy, creative, and curious

An infatuation of mine:

That cool guy from the Planetarium and Elmo...but doesn't everyone feel that way? Not in a stalker kind of way, though.....

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

buy a vintage Airstream and travel the county. But I wouldn't quit my job; I love it too much.

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

Nurturing, wildly funny, low maintainence. Oh, that's three. Add wordy....

I want to come home to:

maybe you. And my big dog. And maybe another big dog. And some champagne. (okay, let's not get greedy......)

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