I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Have mouth tatoos

For me, a first date no-no is:

Lack of sex

What I would bring to show and tell:

If I told you, what would I show and tell you when the time comes? Just kidding its my collection of rare pronographic comic books.

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

How I lost my virginity at an all boys sleep away camp.

I secretly want to be:

a woman with manly features

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

naked most of the time

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

buy a trailer park and film a real life version of Trailer Park Boys

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

how big my "unit" is