How about we… use this proven formula to create the perfect first date: [1 part alcohol] + [1 part physical activity] + [1 specific detail]...ready, set, go.
How about we… smoke nugs and toss frisbees.
An awesome place I've visited:
Your moms house
My perfect Sunday:
Bowls of nugs and the JETS beating the Ravens
The movie I've watched the most times:
All Dogs Go to Heaven 2
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
I love the Yankees. I love the Jets. I love my flute. Sometimes I cry when no one is watching. Is that one of Brittney's mom's pubic hairs?
My first concert / My dream concert:
First concert: The Wiggles Dream Concert: Hologram Tupac featuring Elmo
Obscure knowledge I possess:
I can milk a hamster.
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
Have mouth tatoos
For me, a first date no-no is:
Lack of sex
What I would bring to show and tell:
If I told you, what would I show and tell you when the time comes? Just kidding its my collection of rare pronographic comic books.
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
How I lost my virginity at an all boys sleep away camp.
I secretly want to be:
a woman with manly features
I want to be with someone who wants to be:
naked most of the time
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
buy a trailer park and film a real life version of Trailer Park Boys
One thing my mother would want you to know about me:
how big my "unit" is