How about we… collect a few hundred post-it notes of varied color, write horrible haikus on them, and then find that one @#$% from high school that tanned religiously and picked on everyone and decorate his car with lame wisdom. After we could get ice cream and watch as he wracked his brains struggling to read the ones with words that have more then three letters.
An awesome place I've visited:
My sock drawer. It was a magical experience.
My perfect Sunday:
Painting anarchy symbols on the sides of limousines.
The movie I've watched the most times:
The Lord of the Rings
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
I was bit by a dog. I hit puberty. I discovered Mars without assistance. I ate an elephant. I hate questions like this.