An awesome place I've visited:

Alaska, where I played golf at midnight and a coyote stole my golf ball.

The movie I've watched the most times:

Caddyshack...more recently, I Love You, Man.

Obscure knowledge I possess:

the words to almost every song I have ever heard.

I secretly want to be:

A rapper...my name would be 100-Watt Wizard.

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

with me...too obvious?

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

maybe run a charity. Maybe run for office. Definitely travel.