For me, a first date no-no is:

Txting or playing on your iPhone

What I would bring to show and tell:

I would bring...um...a picture of my car? ha ha, I love that car (it's tiny and blue!)

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

About the time I told my mom I "want to do nothing...absolutely nothing"

I secretly want to be:

the Roman Emperor

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

appreciated, loved, oh, and if she wants to rule the world, that's a bonus too!

An infatuation of mine:

the propper way to drink things that I have no intentions of ever drinking ha ha.

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Build a large plantation house on a lake back home, spend my time with my wife and kids (if I had them, if I didn't have them, I would still build the house and hang out with my friends, and invest the rest of the money)

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I'm a momma's boy. Even though we're 3000 miles apart, we're very close (not in the "she controls my life" way, but the "don't disrespect her" way)

I want to come home to:

Somebody who wants me there. A warm smile, and a loving kiss.