Mold innocent minds to my liking using grammar and punny jokes.
An awesome place I've visited:
It's always an adventure when you travel with me!
My perfect Sunday:
A perfect Sunday includes church, of course, but then a Sunday friendly excursion. I love spending time in the mountains, with family, or on a forgotten highway.
The movie I've watched the most times:
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
Montana paper girls turned high school English teacher and closet thespian moved to Utah, hopefully not permanently
My first concert / My dream concert:
My first concert was the Beach Boys. It was kinda lame.
Obscure knowledge I possess:
I heart trivia! Did you know that every glass of water in London has been through seven other people, and that every year in America eight people die in tragic vending machine accidents.?
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
Are smart and kind
For me, a first date no-no is:
Talking only of oneself.
What I would bring to show and tell:
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
My time spent with Archie Bunker.
I secretly want to be:
It's no secret, but I wish I were independently wealthy and never had to go to work!
I want to be with someone who wants to be:
My best friend.
An infatuation of mine:
Doctor Who. Don't judge me.
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
Move home to Montana, buy some remote cabin or ranch house, then spend my time there and traveling the world.
One thing my mother would want you to know about me:
She wouldn't want you to know how stubborn I am. Whoops, just told you.
I want to come home to:
New jokes and adventures.