I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Guys that are tall with dark hair and light-colored eyes.

For me, a first date no-no is:

Offering sex...

What I would bring to show and tell:

My favorite stuffed puppy.

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

The time I got someone arrested.

I secretly want to be:

A novelist.

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

Just to have a good time

An infatuation of mine:

Lip-piercings

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

...wouldn't quit my job, unless I hated it.

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I do not like to be thanked, complimented on my appearance, or be told "good morning". It makes for a very grumpy Alex.

I want to come home to:

Comfy recliners and sweet tea