I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Have lots of tattoos!

For me, a first date no-no is:

Sour patch attitude

What I would bring to show and tell:

Football Helmet

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

When I went to London and got lost

I secretly want to be:

A Fireman

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

Rich!

An infatuation of mine:

Women in booty shorts

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Buy everyone lap dances at the local strip club

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I'm a bad man!

I want to come home to:

A loving companion