Embalmer/mortician and wannabe bank robber
How about we… watch me grow a beard for 2 minutes every day. you will have a say in how i trim it and shape it and you can even help me design one of those expansive edwardian handlebar moustaches. won't it be exciting! I suggest we watch at 7am.
How about we… rob a bank. i have a target in mind. you must have nerves of steel and a very fast car. I have advanced cash counting skills to offer.
How about we… have you seduce me, ravish me, make me wear a dress, and then we call our mothers on skype/facetime.
Are you actually a woman who wants to be a male super model priest?
who's my favorite lady?
devouredbythinking, ooh and now boniver too - both have a wonderful sense of humor, ok Toya, you too
What do you think of men who mistakenly join this site as females?
That takes a special kind of stupid. Respect!
How does an oviously fake (though entertaining) profile remain on this site for so long?
My photo is cute and lures lots of paying women?
Would you seriously think about going out with me if I look nothing like my photo?
Yes, of course, a mind like yours is much more attractive than good bone structure and a winning smile
DId you know all priests are forced to wear tanga briefs even if they prefer boxers?
No, I'm shocked, nobody told me. I always go commando. Will I be defrocked?
An awesome place I've visited:
the omnisex lavatory at fishguard bowleg, the gentlemans outfitters in rickmansworth
My perfect Sunday:
mass, then din dins, then mass, then din dins, then beddy byes
The movie I've watched the most times:
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
i was born of immaculate conception obviously. i was raised by wolves, hence my excellent table manners. i had a revelation while watching top gun and now follow the teachings of tom cruise. i cast out demons on weekends.
My first concert / My dream concert:
daniel o'donnell for both
Obscure knowledge I possess:
the alien race that makes up 90 percent of the priesthood
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
lick me all over.
For me, a first date no-no is:
What I would bring to show and tell:
christ's left index finger knuckle
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
the good samaritan
I secretly want to be:
I want to be with someone who wants to be:
with a lady
An infatuation of mine:
mary mary quite contrary
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
embrace debauchery and found a new religion
One thing my mother would want you to know about me:
I am not real.
I want to come home to: