My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

I am a Detective and I live on the UES. I'm on this site to expand my network and meet some great girls. I've never been on a bad date. I am not as arrogant as that previous statement suggests.

Obscure knowledge I possess:

Statement analysis. I can use people's written and verbal statements to determine if they are lying to me.

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

I have so many stories, I can go for days.

I secretly want to be:

Me. Well that's not a secret. Why would you want to anything else than who you are?

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

I wouldn't quit my job. It's fun enough to be a hobby.

I want to come home to:

Sophia Vergara.