How about we… go park in my van and have kinky sex to help me get over my fiancée since she left me because I got a disease when i kept @#$% other women when she was at work.
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
Didn't finish school. Have no job. Sleep on my fathers couch. I am nothing. I have nothing.
I secretly want to be:
An infatuation of mine:
I can't stop hooking up with girls I meet online.