My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

Probably breaking 5 sentences: I'm 18 years old and I work as a writer/teacher/sometimes actor which basically means I get to goof off and explore the world. My life? I'm extremely artsy: I act, draw, laugh, play, sing, instruments, and take photos. If that last line has you rolling your eyes--don't worry, I also collect speeding tickets, refuse to take shit from anyone, and generally an asshole, but you know, the fun kind that's impossible to hate. If life were a movie I'd be the evil secret agent. One you'd root for. I'm a guy who's perfectly comfortable making the first move whether it be a romantic kiss at the doorstep, or throwing you against the wall kissing you hard in the rain. I'm out an about and have adventures anywhere for work. I'll sometimes bring my friends along to keep me company. Most of my friends are spontaneous and adventurous so having an interest in excitement is important to me. If we ever hang out there will never be an awkward silence--don't worry, I'll just make fun of you :) I'm often labeled as mature for my age. I've hung with my fair share of older friends. I have a rambunctious dog named Machete, he has dark brown eyes and loves women--like me. You don't have to be a super-model for me to respond, but if you are a model please prove to me that you're not all that shit crazy? I dream of being a best-selling author, with acting on the side, and one day be a gondola-peddler for Italy.

Obscure knowledge I possess:

Coffee, bars, beaches, moustaches, flats, paint brushes, bar fights, secret agents, bears, running.