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How about we… Get a life and quit looking at so much @#$% :P.
How about we… Go take a walk backwards down a bike path together while singing songs!
About SirSwag
My perfect Sunday:
Watching the sunrise over a nice cup of coffee
The movie I've watched the most times:
Monty Python and The Holy Grail or Young Frankenstien
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
It has been one hell of an experience so far. A blunt side of knowledge to every edge. A joyful exchange of holding hands and singing songs hahaha. Serious Serious Moments of having to be an adult and not having fun. Having fun and rocking out on the town! Like anyone can Explain there life in five sentences, What kind of question is this!? LOL
My first concert / My dream concert:
Sonic Youth/ PFunk/Beck/ Presidents Of The US/ Bumbershoots/
Obscure knowledge I possess:
Well I know lots of things but some I wish I didn't. I know a dork is a whales penis and a dude is butt hair on an elephant. I know that cicada's have a gestation of 17 years in North America. I know that Trichotillomania makes you pull your hair out, haha lol I don't know what else to say I know allot of stuff!
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
Have good Dental hygiene!
For me, a first date no-no is:
Talking about your Ex Frankly I don't give a damn and if you care to share about it, it most likely means your still hung up on them!
What I would bring to show and tell:
A spoon, a rusty fork and a pound of confetti, Show and tell really first of all this question should not apply to any adults. This is some Chomoe to catch a predator junk! Next question
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
Fart Spray at the DMV
I secretly want to be:
There is no secret fool I am and don't want to be anyone or anything else!
I want to be with someone who wants to be:
With me but you better have Ambition!
An infatuation of mine:
Food, Music, Thrills
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
First off If I won the lottery I would never quit my job unless I hated it. If I won the Lottery I would Cage fight the elderly for healthcare....LoL I am joking umm I would most likely do allot of traveling!
One thing my mother would want you to know about me:
He is altruistic!
I want to come home to:
Someone that loves me for being me. But Until that day I am content with how things are!
