My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

Born in Israel, left when I was 1, but still speak Hebrew fluently. Family left Israel so my dad could do his phD here, were always supposed to go back... but (lucky for you!), that didn't happen. Was raised upstate New York. Cornell undergrad. Ehhh. It was ok. Graduated a year early, followed by a 2 year stint in consulting in Boston. Then NYU Law for (somewhat obvious) law school, and have been happy ever since in litigation......shocker..I know

I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Very smart. Big heart. Muscles.

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

Isn't that for lulls in conversation? There won't be any...

I secretly want to be:

Well one thing that we should be---oh, not so secret about--- is I'm awful at keeping secrets. And frankly I hate it. I always end up having a huge group of friends. And it drives me mad when someone tells me a secret about someone else (that I don't consider private) and wants me to keep track of all of this conditional formatting crap. Anyway. So seriously. Secrets are not fun. I swear. I usually have a very sunny disposition. Right, right. So what would I want to be...if not a lawyer? (And we've agreed I'd never keep it a secret?). (Because that's idiotic right?). Hmmm. I don't know. My mind's getting carried away a bit now, and starting to do all of these crazy permutations. As in--well, if the question is asking only for 20 minutes' worth... of what I'd want to be...- shit, I'd get on stage right now and do some stripping...that sounds fun. (No, seriously, for some reason...apparently that's what I'm in the mood for that...I really should delete this right now....butttt I won't). I'll move on to the next answer though.

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

Jesus. Do they not have any light questions on here? With me. How's that?

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Be pretty miserable. And need to start a business/find some way to stimulate myself mentally.