VP / Marketing & Business Operations
How about we… start our plan for global domination.
About PirateBrandon
An awesome place I've visited:
I lived in Vegas for 5 years.
My perfect Sunday:
Sunday Funday! Sleep late, Mimosas at brunch, go shopping at a swap-meet or farmers market, maybe go for a walk, then some sexy time before going out for an industry night somewhere.
The movie I've watched the most times:
Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Boiler Room
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
Lover. Poet. Intellectual. Successful. Vagabond.
My first concert / My dream concert:
Not sure about either of those - Im going to say my favorite performance is Phantom of The Opera in Las Vegas.
Obscure knowledge I possess:
Snails have four noses, hippo milk is pink, a pregnant goldfish is called a twit, the dot above an "i" is called a tittle, the average person spends 2 weeks waiting for the stoplight to change, the cigarette lighter was invented before the match, platypuses sweat milk for their young. Among other stuff.
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
Small/Petite Girls. Accents.
For me, a first date no-no is:
Don't be clingy or complain about everything. Go with the flow.
What I would bring to show and tell:
All of my tattoos.
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
Why I can't eat lettuce. (Ever).
I secretly want to be:
High-Emperor of the Terran Colonies.
I want to be with someone who wants to be:
with me. (I don't mean I'll take what I can get - I mean I don't waste time on relationships that both people aren't 100% into. Life's too short to waste on someone who isn't right for you.)
An infatuation of mine:
Red Wine. Whiskey. (Not at the same time)
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
Would use the money to start a new business. Something that could change or revolutionize the world. I'm a big thinker.
One thing my mother would want you to know about me:
That even though I look like a rockstar, and sometimes act like an ass (ok often) - She says I'm still "a nice southern boy with manners."
I want to come home to:
maybe you, one day.
