How about we… go to a show at Hill Country while dressed head to toe in Hot Topic.
How about we… go hand-cart jousting on a stretch of abandoned railroad track.
How to reach me:
messr.smith, yahoo. It is the only waaaaay....
An awesome place I've visited:
The Swiss Alps overlooking Interlaken on a summer day
The movie I've watched the most times:
Koyaanisqatsi, probably. If we consider all-time, possibly Popeye (the musical with Robin Williams).
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
In the beginning, I was tragically diagnosed with advanced pre-natal progeria, and my condition was so severe that I attracted quite a lot of attention from numerous interest groups. In addition to the local journalists and medical reporters, I was visited by members of occult groups, archivists chronicling human aberrations, and, not infrequently, crass novelty-seekers. Out of this parade of esoteric curators emerged the production of a shockingly inaccurate portrait that, over the years, has oddly given me quite a lot of comfort. Though, at first, nobody would have mistaken my pitted countenance with the portrait's cherubic subject, the portrait and I have somehow "grown alike": while my appearance has softened, the painting has proportionally matured. The process has made me rather more palatable to polite society, and I am eager to see just how far toward Adonishood I shall be permitted to progress. . . .
My first concert / My dream concert:
First: George Thorogood and The Destroyers opening for the Steve Miller Band (I was 18 at a concert where the average age was three times that. However, due to my condition [see above], my attendance did not arouse suspicion) Dream: Keith Jarrett solo improvisation
Obscure knowledge I possess:
Centuries' worth of music theory, compositional technique, and orchestration. Also, lean startup. Also also, how many licks, within a standard deviation, it typically takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
Aren't scared of unconventional thinking. And wear cute glasses.
For me, a first date no-no is:
What I would bring to show and tell:
The horcrux I made just after graduating from Law School. It's really quite resplendent.
I want to be with someone who wants to be:
WITH ME (blaharharharbleblar!) But seriously, you should want to hang out. That's kind of important.