An awesome place I've visited:

Cocoa beach.

My perfect Sunday:

Daydream about a blonde who lives in an incredibly small one-room pad without a bathroom, kitchen or TV but has loads of velvet and pillows.

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

I found a bottle on a beach. It changed my life. Now it's just one endless series of goofy mishaps.

Obscure knowledge I possess:

I know a 'person' who has lived beyond several centuries.

I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Have a head nodding tic when their arms are folded in front of their torso.

What I would bring to show and tell:

My life is full of "I can't tell".