I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

smoke, like/play hockey, drink. are tall dark and handsome are snazzy dressers

For me, a first date no-no is:

falling in love.

What I would bring to show and tell:

My tooth.

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

my life. it's one mishap after another.

I secretly want to be:

a flight attendant. but now it's not a secret.

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

with me.

An infatuation of mine:

Hockey and booze.

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

travel the world

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I'm a nasty ass.

I want to come home to:

someone else.