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How about we… walk on the moon.
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About King_Simon
How many ways are there to skin a cat?
All of them.
An awesome place I've visited:
Tehran
My perfect Sunday:
It starts and ends with me in bed.
The movie I've watched the most times:
Suicide Alley
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
If we consider how greatly he has sinned against the masses in the course of the centuries, how he has squeezed and sucked the blood again and again; if furthermore, we consider how the people gradually learned to hate him for this, and ended up by regarding his existence as nothing but punishment of Heaven for the other peoples, we can understand how hard this shift must be.
My first concert / My dream concert:
My uncle's shitty band / My shitty band.
Obscure knowledge I possess:
Benjamin Franklin used to write for a newspaper.
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
Can hold their breath for long periods of time.
For me, a first date no-no is:
Eye contact.
What I would bring to show and tell:
The truth.
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
How I got these scars.
I secretly want to be:
Happy.
I want to be with someone who wants to be:
Me.
An infatuation of mine:
Bow ties.
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
Ask for it back. I like this job.
One thing my mother would want you to know about me:
I'm bulletproof.
I want to come home to:
The White House.
