An awesome place I've visited:

Cafe Risque, a topless cafe/strip club/porn shop/trailer with trucker showers out back, off the highway in Georgia

The movie I've watched the most times:

Gigli

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

Fuck up. Get high. Burn out. Don't care.

An infatuation of mine:

clowns

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I have a very big penis.