I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

guys who wear bandanas

For me, a first date no-no is:

don't be a dick

What I would bring to show and tell:

my dogs

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

We'll see what the tone is first

I secretly want to be:

I don't have secrets

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

a loser or a liar

An infatuation of mine:

don't have infatuations

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

I wouldn't quit my job. I would keep working and make even more money to buy stuff

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I'm hard to deal with sometimes; I'm german, go figure

I want to come home to:

a nicely decorated clean apartment