Chemist (in training)
How about we… fight invisible aliens in front of the church of Scientology. Appropriate getup required. I'm dead serious.
How about we… watch an Alfred Hitchcock movie. I'll wear a bow-tie if you wear fancy long-sleeved gloves.
How about we… Run at the automatic spedometer and see who wins.
An awesome place I've visited:
17 countries and counting. I've also journeyed through many a book.
My perfect Sunday:
Different from the last one. Preferably involving fireworks and dinosaurs in some capacity.
The movie I've watched the most times:
This is a tough one - but it's probably Pulp Fiction.
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
I was born, I grew, I will love, and eventually I will die. Nature keeps no other records.
My first concert / My dream concert:
The Lonely Island and Turquoise Jeep start things off right. AC/DC and Black Sabbath take the middle. Justice, Daft Punk, and Madeon finish it off. Also, Tupac's Hologram would be smoking a joint in the corner (not that I really condone that - it would just be cool).
Obscure knowledge I possess:
Don't get me started.
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
Shoot me in the heel with a poisoned arrow. Hell I don't know.
For me, a first date no-no is:
If you talk about boring things. I prefer inappropriate to boring.
What I would bring to show and tell:
Amethyst from Canada, a stained mouse embryo, pineapple ester, copper acetate crystals, and a couple of movies to talk about.
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
1) Going to the vatican with my father. 2) The pranks I performed on my roommate. 3) Australia. 4) Banana Fight.
I secretly want to be:
This question defeats itself.
I want to be with someone who wants to be:
An infatuation of mine:
Science. Don't get me started - just avoid the subject altogether unless you want an earful.
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
Use the funds to start my own lab, or get my old job back until I had sufficient background to start my own lab. I'd probably donate most of the money to charity.
One thing my mother would want you to know about me:
I'm a decent human being. Even if I'm not always good, I try to be.
I want to come home to:
A German Shepard, a fire, and a good book.