An awesome place I've visited:

Malawi Africa, Corfu Greece, Hong Kong, New Zealand, Albania... geeze... I'm pretty lucky.

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

Peaceful some times, an amazing adventure at other times...and blessed with good friends and family.

Obscure knowledge I possess:

I've got a lot of useless and obscure information floating around in there... wouldn't want to intimidate you.

I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Has broad shoulders, a good sense of humor, and decent grammar.

What I would bring to show and tell:

A picture of my John Deere tractor... I know... right?

I secretly want to be:

A secret agent/spy