I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Could put up with a guy like me

For me, a first date no-no is:

To do nuthing

What I would bring to show and tell:

You

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

why im here.

I secretly want to be:

Myself

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

Themselves

An infatuation of mine:

I don't know the meaning of the word (*really don't*)

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Not

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

Everything

I want to come home to:

Eat, sleep, play.