I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

Have silly quirks, and are afraid of horror movies.

For me, a first date no-no is:

Name calling or ass grabbing. This question is stupid and depends how well the date goes. So i don't know.

What I would bring to show and tell:

A Dinosaur. Because who else has one?

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

Just ask me to tell You a story. I'll find one that best fits the current subject matter. I got stories and i got jokes.

I secretly want to be:

A homicide detective in some shady city.

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

In a happy, healthy, sane relationship. I'm all about laughing.

An infatuation of mine:

The chive, tan lines and old motorcycles.

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

Learn how to restore custom cars and motorcycles for fun, then travel the world driving them.

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I was raised with good morals and am a very kind, giving and loyal person.

I want to come home to:

You perhaps. And my dog.