I have a weakness for guys/girls who:

like to throw chunks of chicken at clowns

For me, a first date no-no is:

jumping-jacks

What I would bring to show and tell:

a bear penis

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

the first time you can remember someone catching you pick your nose

I secretly want to be:

a snowman

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

on food stamps

An infatuation of mine:

bear penises

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

live in Flint Michigan

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

That I like my laundry folded as soon as it comes out the dryer

I want to come home to:

tacos