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How about we… ...just....BITE me.... OK: just to prove I'm fair....How about I...just.....bite....YOU.....?....
How about we… Take a walk, on a sunny, brisk day, Sunday could work, downtown, through the LES, making random stops as the moment strikes....
How about we… enjoy some strong Belgian beer and conversation at the Burp Castle, a quiet bar.....We can start at McSorely's, down the block for some landmark nostalgia...first...maybe even hang a while....
About BestBadMan
An awesome place I've visited:
Rome....Pompeii......Copenhagen....
My perfect Sunday:
OH:....you mean my "PERFECT one", eh?...hmmmmm...that would probably include someone phenomenally special....sharing my exquisitely-made, exotic....bloody marys and homemade whole wheat shpaggett with custom bird-meat-meatballs....I hope you like.....garlic.....
The movie I've watched the most times:
QUITE a few of these: Blade Runner, Alien, The Great Escape, Lawrence of Arabia, Lost Horizon, Dracula (Bela, baby), John Carpenter's The Thing, Hamburger Hill, The Magnificent Seven....and so many more....
My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:
"Passing for an adult", experiencing professional and emotional....."maturation"..coming around full circle to my musical roots...
My first concert / My dream concert:
I've seen rock history being made from a very young age, via the Filmore East in particular... Sorry I missed Hendrix and Cream in their prime....but, I wouldn't trade what I MANAGED to see and hear....
Obscure knowledge I possess:
A vast storehouse/database of some of the most useless information you've ever heard, particularly in the rock music category and film...
I have a weakness for guys/girls who:
...are shmart, tall, pretty, funny, sweet, can cook or, at least assist...always in at least 4" stilettos, Victoria Secrets Battle Gear....I can dream, can't I?....
For me, a first date no-no is:
A deliberate drink/dinner HO. You KNOW who you ARE.... I don't care if you live around the corner: SKYPE, first....whew.... Really LIKE me or, don't bother....you should have a strong sense of this, before you even schedule anything. I'm perfectly OK staying home, rather than waste my time.... No EX-discussions OR, commiserating about date site experiences. Oprah's waiting for me....
What I would bring to show and tell:
My keychain with all the keychain tools on it.... Heaven forbid it falls on someone's head....
A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:
....Kept bumping into....Jackie Mason....
I secretly want to be:
Batman
I want to be with someone who wants to be:
My fantasy and an answer to all of my desires for the ultimate LAST companion, partner, co-conspirator, food-prep technician and....(gulp!) bedroom entertainment director (WHAH???).....you asked, didn't you? OH: You absolutely defy the following: Jack Nicholson's famous chick-flick quote about women: "It's EASY!: I think of a man, and take away....reason and responsibility!"....tough one, eh?.......hah.....
An infatuation of mine:
Nicole Kidman.....sorry, just can't help it.... Although Anne Hathaway looks like fun..... Jennifer Connolly....Madeline Stowe.... Angelina Jolie (of course....) Natasha Mchelone
If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:
Set up great investments, start a music and concept company, fly to Paris, France and get my friend back on the road, doing what he does best: play guitar, sing, perform...he's in a rut... I'd buy an abandoned old firehouse, open a restaurant on the ground floor, build a recording studio, living quarters above, swimming pool, tanning, grilling and bar area on the roof....whew....
One thing my mother would want you to know about me:
You DON'T WANT to meet my mother....so.....don't bother.... Visualize, if you can, this frightening combo: The Lainie Kazan character in "Beaches" meets the Ruth Gordon character in "Where's Poppa?"....just for starters.....
I want to come home to:
YOU, dummy....
