The movie I've watched the most times:

Toss up between Monty Python's The Holy Grail, My Cousin Vinny or The Princess Bride

Obscure knowledge I possess:

The first 25 digits of Pi, how to maintain a Linux media server, what nominal aphasia is, Wil Wheaton's Oath of Enmity, how to get permanent marker off a dry erase board, most of Brian Reagan's standup routine, and Firefly quotes.

What I would bring to show and tell:

A modified Nerf gun that shoots twice as far because I removed those pussy limiters that they put in there for "safety." I am not really much for possessions, I prefer spending my money and time on experiences.

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

Being trapped under a desk by a large woman at work.

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I don't eat my vegetables.