An awesome place I've visited:

Croatia

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

Come, and trip it as ye go, On the light fantastick toe. And in thy right hand lead with thee, The Mountain Nymph, sweet Liberty —John Milton, "L'Allegro"

Obscure knowledge I possess:

Various circus abilities (juggling, unicycle, fake flowers spraying water, etc)

What I would bring to show and tell:

my time machine

I secretly want to be:

On another planet

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

Not normal