Everyone thinks this video of a toddler trying to  kiss — and possibly grope — his tiny toddler crush is adorable, but it gives me the icks. It’s actually called “Persistent Toddler Gets Shot Down By Crush Again And Again”, but I think it should be called “Future Creepster Won’t Leave Poor Little Girl Alone And Doesn’t Know That No Means No.”

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Fast forward 20 years and scene change to a bar, and this kid is going to get slapped and arrested. He should thank this girl for teaching him a lesson in social graces — because this stuff will fly now, but it will not fly later. Later, someone will call their lawyer.

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And this poor little girl doesn’t have the vocabulary or the know-how to get him to f*ck off. (Which would be, saying “f*ck off!”) I’m not sure pushing is a great idea, but then again, the boy does seem to be getting physical, so perhaps it is what the situation calls for. It appears he is trying to put his penis on her vagina. How is this adorable, again?!

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I’m glad this kid got caught on video because it stands as a warning sign to girls everywhere — watch out for this boy. If you see him in a frat in 15 years offering you a drink, throw it in his face and run.

Sorry, kid.

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