The Last Single Girl in the Bible Belt: My Grandma Wished Me a “Weinerful” V-Day.by Courtney Hayes on February 14, 2012
Earlier today, I checked my mailbox to find this card from my grandparents.
At first, I thought “Hey, what a totally cute dog and he looks so cozy in that bed!” but then I opened it and hidden underneath the $20 bill was a printed wish for me to have a “weinerful” Valentine’s Day.
This card was made for sweet old ladies, like my grandmother, to buy without even noticing what’s really going on. Let’s get honest and admit that this card is not wishing me a day full of cuddly Dachshunds. It’s wishing me a day full of, um, other kinds of weiners.
So thanks for the card, Grandma, and for the reminder that my Valentine’s Day probably won’t be “weinerful.”
Courtney is one of the last single girls in the Bible Belt. She blogs about it here, and you can follow her on twitter here.