Are you into manly, macho men? The type to watch football and guzzle beer, the kinds of guys who look like they probably know their way around a power saw? Glamour has a list of America’s manliest cities, so you can plan your life accordingly, start looking for jobs in other cities if needs be, etc.

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The top 5 are:

  1.  Oklahoma City, OK
  2. Columbia, SC
  3. Memphis, TN
  4. Nashville, TN
  5. Birmingham, AL

No real surprises there. The only upset is that New York City comes in at #39, ahead of the manly-seeming Minneapolis and Boston. Uhm, have the researches who compiled this list ever been to New York City? The men here are many wonderful things, but manly is not exactly the first word that comes to mind. (You should see how many guys frequent my nail salon for man-icures.)

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Check out the rest of the Top 10 at Glamour.